Funny Story

Ok, here is a funny story .  This guy who " lived in the jungle " has just learned english, and he has never been in the big city, so 1 day, he went out for a walk to explore the city, and he accidently bumped into this guy, so he said :
" I am sorry ! " so the other guy said:
" I am sorry too ! " (but the first guy understood that the too, was the number two) so he said:
" I am sorry three ! " but the second guy was suprised and said:
" What are you sorry for ? " then the first guy immedietly said:
" I am sorry five ! "
" Sorry ! are you sick ? " asked the second guy.
" I am sorry seven ! " said the first guy.
" Would you like to count to sorry eight ? " asked the second.
" I am sorry nine ! " said the first.
The second held his head and said: " Then ... then ... ! "
" I am sorry eleven ! " the first yelled !!!
THE END

Dead Fly on the Door

One day, I was walking down the hall of my house when I was about to walk through the door, suddenly I saw a dead fly on top of the door !

King David v/s David the Baddie

This, is King David, and his army of soldiers, cannons, and his powerful sword.

And this, is David the Baddie,and his baddies.  They are King David's arch enemy.

They used to be brothers, na, I'm just joking, it's actually my little baby brother David, this story was just for fun.

Hacked

I've heard Oliver Harvey's mochi acount was hacked.  But, I've seen my big brother, Son, hack into Nat Man's mochi acount

School Holiday

It was the school holidays 2 days ago, but, I forgot so I'm doing it now.  Ok, something at school, hhhmmmmmm, oh yes now I remember, once I payed 50 cents to go to the refinery art space, but I was sick, so I got a promotion, from the teacher, it was 50 cents.

Science Fair

This year I'm a senior so I have to do science fair.  My investigation is what fruit will create the best ink that is invisible.  The fruits are: lemon, lime, pineapple, orange, and vinegar.  Our boards will be judged on the 11th of July.

Crazy Baby

Once, my mum let the baby hold a Vaseline cream thing in a bottle, after 3 hours, my mum took it out of his hands then he cried, my mum gave it back to him, he stopped crying.  That routine went on all day.  At night, he was still holding it, and rolling around.  The next day, he forgot all about it.