Hello! today I'm gonna tell you some jokes, ok? let's begin.
Q. What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A.They both circle Uranus looking for black holes!
Q.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.No idea!
Q.Why do bag-pipers walk when the play?
A.They're trying to get away from the noise!
A man and his dog were hunting in the forest, when suddenly his dog fell to the ground, the dog was still breathing, the man called the hospital, he said, "My dog is down! my dog is down! I need help", the doctor said, "Well is the dog dead?", and the man said, "Please wait a moment", there was a gun shot, then the man said, "Now what?".
And those are the jokes, bye!
