I have some jokes for you.
Name the 5 stupidest inventions:
1.Ejector seat on a helicopter,
2.Parachute that opens on impact,
3.Oneway elivators,
4.Left handed screwdrivers,
5.Waterproof teabags.
Why did the fool climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!
What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
Thats it yolks!
P.S. I said yolks instead of folks!