Stupid Jokes

I have some jokes for you.

Name the 5 stupidest inventions:
1.Ejector seat on a helicopter,
2.Parachute that opens on impact,
3.Oneway elivators,
4.Left handed screwdrivers,
5.Waterproof teabags.

Why did the fool climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!

What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!

Thats it yolks!

P.S. I said yolks instead of folks!

Learning Websites

Hello people! I know 2 learning websites, this is the thing:
1.    http://www.studyladder.co.nz/
2.    http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/ks2bitesize/
Studyladder is an all rounder learning website, but you need an acount.
Bitesize has reading, math and science, you can even change the ks2 to ks1 and ks3 too.
Be sure to check those websites out!

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Wha? I just slept on the keyboard! oh well, I wasn't gonna write anything anyways so, Bye!

Cuckoo, Cuckoo

Hi there! once my mum, me, and David went to a conference thing at school, my mum was talking to the teacher, sometimes I had to translate for my mum, meanwhile, David wanted to get out for a while, so he walked to the door, and crashed into the glass door! ( he didn't know that there was a glass door there ).  So that's all I'm gonna talk about today.  Bye!

David's Dream

You remmember my brother David right? well, he had a weird dream, I'll tell you about it right...   now.
Ok, I think he was dreaming that he was eating something because he put his hand in his mouth ( you should've seen it ), and then he woke up with a smile!

Uhmm...   can you visit my 2nd blog? there's a joke on it, so please go on it, and in case you forgot the link I'll give you the link: www.awesomean.blogspot.com
Bye!

Duh

Hello! once me and my baby brother went to a park, I wnet onto the swing, and he went onto the baby swing, if we pass each otherwhile swinging, I say: "Hello!", and he would say: "Duh!", which is kind of funny! so that's the post!

More Jokes!

Hello! I'm here to give you some more jokes!
let's begin.

A little turtle begins to a tree slowly.  Afterlong hours of great effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air, waving his front legs frantically, then crashes heavily to the ground.  After recovering consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps once more, but again crashes to the ground.  The little does this again and again, while all the time his heroic efforts are being watched with sadness by a couple of birds perched on a nearby branch.  Finally, the female bird says to the male bird: " Dear, don't you think it's time to tell Tommy he is adopted?"

Two hunters find some tracks in the forest.  "Those are bear tracks", said one.  " No way, they are moose tracks", said the other.  And they were run over by a train...

That's it folks! see you next time.

Jokes ( Just Jokes )

Hello! today I'm gonna tell you some jokes, ok? let's begin.
Q. What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A.They both circle Uranus looking for black holes!

Q.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A.No idea!

Q.Why do bag-pipers walk when the play?
A.They're trying to get away from the noise!


A man and his dog were hunting in the forest, when suddenly his dog fell to the ground, the dog was still breathing, the man called the hospital, he said, "My dog is down! my dog is down! I need help", the doctor said, "Well is the dog dead?", and the man said, "Please wait a moment", there was a gun shot, then the man said, "Now what?".

And those are the jokes, bye!

Happy New Year! ( Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Happy New Year! everybody, I will tell you a story ( a story about money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
On new years day, M e and my mum ( including David ) went out to the streets, ( secret: children get money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on new years day ) we visited some friends, ( I don't even know them ) they gave David ( and me ) money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aparently, I have 758,000 VN dollars! that is probably the same as 42.11 NZ dollars! and that's all I'm gonna tell ya! THE-END.

Stupid Electricity

I hate the stupid electric guys, I do, look, there was a power cut, about 15 hrs later, the power came back on, then there was another power cut, about 6 mins later, the power came on.  And that's why I hate the electric guys.

Pee Pee

My mum just finished changing Davids' diaper, then about 5 mins later David said pee pee! ( it's like he's saying he urinated ) and he usually says it at the wrong time. ( it's true )  So seriously, don't listen to him.

Page Views

Wow! I have 506 page views already! I want 1000 page views! were only half way, come on! lets' get 1000 page views by visiting this blog! and then do the same to the other blog ( gamo )! that's 2000 page views altogether!

The Killer Song

I'm gonna sing the killer song now! I hate you, so now I'm gonna kill ya.  And that's the end of the song.
Ok, I know it was short, but, look on the bright side, it's stupid! ok you cane stop reading now.